May 9, 2005

  • Apparently
    I'm a bad person because I forgot to buy white bread yesterday when I
    went food shopping.  I was asked to buy some.  Ten minutes
    later I was asked accusingly "Why didn't you buy white bread
    yesterday?"  What do you respond to that?  Well there was a
    giant elephant standing and eating all the white bread.  I asked
    him for some but he threatened to bite my head off.  I remembered
    to buy milk and I bought everyone fruit!  Once again, I'm not good
    enough.  Then she wonders why I dont like her.